Jim: I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures. You know, we don't really see them as real, so therefore, we don't judge them as real people.
Kevin: Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture.
Oscar: Kevin, come on.
Kelly: Yeah, shut up, Kevin.
Kevin: But he's making all these fancy- It's a gut thing.
Jim: That's fair. Kev, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes? Now imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real. She walks over to you and she says, "Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there's nothing I'd rather do than make out with you right now." Now you tell me something- Is she hot?
[Kevin smiles and nods, everyone applauds as he walks over to the other side of the room.]
Jim: Does that end the debate? Or- Kev, what are you doing?
Kevin: No, it's "is she hot?", not "would you do her?" Respect the game.