Quote from Michael Scott in The Surplus
David: [on the phone] Michael? Michael Scott: [choking] I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm eating tiramisu. Some of the chocolate powder just went down my throat. I'm stopping now. David: Is this why you're calling me? Michael Scott: No, no, no, no, no. I'm calling- [choking] I'm sorry. David: Okay. Michael Scott: I'm calling because- We have a stupid budget surplus and people- Everybody wants something different. David: You want me to weigh in on a minor budget issue? Michael Scott: No, no, no. I want you to make the decision so I'm not the bad guy. David: Well, if I were you I'd just return the surplus and take the bonus. Michael Scott: The what now? David: Branch managers who come in under budget get 15% of the savings. Michael Scott: Like a tip? $645?