Michael Scott: Now, Jim is going to be the client. Dwight, you're going to have to sell to him without being aggressive, hostile, or difficult. Let's go.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right, fine. [clears throat] Ring.
Jim: Hello.
Dwight K. Schrute: Hello, this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin paper company.
Jim: Oh, that's great 'cause I need paper.
Dwight K. Schrute: Excellent, then you are in luck because we are having a limited-time offer only on everything.
Jim: Wow. This is my lucky day.
Michael Scott: Ask him his name.
Dwight K. Schrute: What's your name, sir?
Jim: I am Bill Buttlicker.
Dwight K. Schrute: Really? That's your real name?
Jim: How dare you? My family built this country, by the way!
Michael Scott: Be respectful, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, Michael.
Jim: Would you hold on a second? That's my other line. Hello. [laughing] No, I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. I'm probably just gonna keep him on line forever and not buy anything. Okay.