Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Employee Transfer
Andy: Let's see how well you know your big red history. Bring it. Who was Cornell's 8th president? Dwight K. Schrute: Dale Raymond Corson. Andy: I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Cornell's 7th president was, in fact, James A. Perkins. Comprehension skills sub-par. Dwight K. Schrute: Hmm. Interviewing skills sub-par. Andy: What are you writing? You can't even give Cornell your full attention. Dwight K. Schrute: On the contrary, I'm helping Cornell by evaluating their interviewers. Andy: Nobody wants that to happen. Dwight K. Schrute: Well, when they get my evaluation, we'll see if they're interested. Andy: Applicant is attempting to blackmail interviewer, showing low moral character. Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer is threatening applicant with an arbitrary review process. Andy: Applicant is wasting everyone's time with stupid and inane accusations. Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer has suspect motives. Andy: Applicant has a head shaped like a trapezoid. Dwight K. Schrute: Interviewer has turned off applicant's interest in Cornell, and they are going to go to the vastly superior Dartmouth. Ever heard of it? I think I have everything I need.