Quote from Michael Scott in Baby Shower
Michael Scott: Just keep pushing. Dwight K. Schrute: Hold me! Michael Scott: I'm right here. Dwight K. Schrute: Cradle my head! Michael Scott: I'm right here! Dwight K. Schrute: I'm screaming, I'm screaming! Michael Scott: All right. Dwight. Just push and breathe. Dwight K. Schrute: Numb me up. I want anesthesia! Michael Scott: Ssh. No, you can't have it. It's too late. Dwight K. Schrute: No, I don't want natural! Michael Scott: You have to just push it out! Okay! Keep simulating. Dwight K. Schrute: Do you have the Sharpie? Do you have the Sharpie? Michael Scott: Yes, I do! Dwight K. Schrute: Okay. When the baby emerges, mark it secretly in a kind of a mark that only you could recognize and no baby snatcher can ever copy. Michael Scott: OK. Dwight K. Schrute: Ready? Michael Scott: Yes. It's coming! Here we go! [drops watermelon to the ground] God! What was on that? Dwight K. Schrute: Butter. Newborns are slippery. Michael Scott: Nice touch. Good. Let's try that again. [later, while eating watermelon] It is going to be the happiest day of my life.