Quote from Michael Scott in Baby Shower
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael! My water's breaking! Michael Scott: Okay! Okay! Dwight K. Schrute: What do you do? Michael Scott: I get a call from Jan and meet her at the hospital. Dwight K. Schrute: Right. Highways or surface roads? Michael Scott: I take Quincy Ave to Gibson. Dwight K. Schrute: No, Gibson is covered in potholes. Your car breaks down. Adapt! Michael Scott: I checked the route, there are no potholes. Dwight K. Schrute: It's about adapting to the circumstances. Michael Scott: Andy, would you like to have my baby? Andy: Yes! Yes! Dwight K. Schrute: No. Okay, I'm crowning! I'm crowning! Michael Scott: All right. Sorry. Here we go. Here we go! Dwight K. Schrute: The pressure! The pressure! Michael Scott: Do it! Do it! Scream! Scream it out, scream it out!