Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Did I Stutter?
Dwight K. Schrute: Scratch! Andy: That's a racing stripe. Dwight K. Schrute: Bumper's sagging. Andy: Hmm, I doubt that very much. Dwight K. Schrute: This car is crap. I will buy it for next to nothing. Andy: How next to? Dwight K. Schrute: Well, here are your options. You can sell it for parts. Drive it off a cliff. You can donate it to a person that you'd like to see die in a car crash, or you can sell it to me and I'll use it as I would a wagon on my farm. It will be towed by a donkey. Andy: I have to pick one of those? Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Andy: Can you go over those options again? Dwight K. Schrute: You know what? You knock $1,500 off the price right now and I will take it off your hands. It's gonna be now. Andy: Well, I have the blue book values- Dwight K. Schrute: Seal the deal. Let's do this thing. Three, two, one. Andy: Can I think about it? Dwight K. Schrute: Five, four, three, two, now. Andy: Let me think about it. Dwight K. Schrute: Now. Now. Now. Say it. Do it now. Do it now! Do it. Shake my hand. You will sell me this car. Shake my hand. Yeah, all right!