Quote from Michael Scott in Dinner Party
Jan: Fine. Whatever you want. Just like always. Whatever you want. Michael Scott: Whatever I want? It's never whatever I want. Jan: It's fine, Michael. Michael Scott: When I wanted to see Stop and you wanted to see Wicked, what did we see? Jan: We saw Wic- Michael Scott: When I said that I wanted to have kids, and you said that you wanted me to have a vasectomy, what did I do? And then, when you said that you might wanna have kids, and I wasn't so sure, who had the vasectomy reversed? And when you said you definitely didn't want to have kids? Who had it reversed back? Snip, snap! Snip, snap! Snip, snap! I did! Jan: Okay. Michael Scott: You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person! And I bought this condo to fill with children. Jan: I am so sorry that I don't want to bring kids into this screwed-up world. Okay? But look- Michael Scott: I'm sorry too. Jan: If you want to have kids, then fine, you win. Let's have a [beep] kid! Michael Scott: Do you mean it? You wanna have a kid? Jan: I hate my life.