Guy: Hey, you're the Scranton guy.
Michael Scott: Guilty.
Guy: I liked your statement tonight.
Michael Scott: Oh. Okay. Thanks. This is the guy that beat the computer.
Guy: Oh, very cool. It was funny to see Ryan all embarrassed by that.
Michael Scott: Yeah. See you later. Later on. [mimicking Ryan] I'm Ryan, and tonight didn't go the way that I thought it would. Because it didn't work out for me. I'm very embarrassed. I have egg all over my face. And I'm 12 years old.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I spent so much time in Scranton, but I never sold any paper.
Michael Scott: I never sold any paper, because I'm an idiot. I started a fire with my cheese peeler.
Dwight K. Schrute: And I dated an Indian girl.
Michael Scott: I started a fire. I started a beard.
Dwight K. Schrute: Now I got a beard. And I have new shoes and I'm your boss.
Michael Scott: I'm hot. I'm so hot. That- That's why everybody-
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't get- I don't understand that.
Michael Scott: Well, that's part of it.