Pizza guy: Uh, $63.50, and that's not including tip.
Michael Scott: Right, I've a coupon, so half of $63.50, and half the tip on $63.50.
Pizza guy: The half-off coupons only apply to orders of two pizzas.
Michael Scott: No, I told them on phone I was ordering eight pizzas.
Pizza guy: I don't care what you told them on the phone. That's our policy.
Michael Scott: You didn't actually think that I was gonna spend 60 bucks on pizza?
Oscar: It's not pizza.
Michael Scott: Okay, it doesn't say it anywhere on the coupon, and if it's policy, it should say it on the coupon.
Pizza guy: [shrugs]
Michael Scott: What do you mean hmm-mmm?
Pizza guy: Not my problem.
Michael Scott: It is your problem. That's no way to do business, okay? I ordered eight pizzas with a half-off coupon, so I would like eight pizzas for half-off. End of story.
Pizza guy: Great story. It's sixty-three fifty, and that's not including tip.
Michael Scott: I'm not giving that to you.
Pizza guy: Well, then you're not getting your pizzas.