Jan: You son of a bitch.
David: Jan, this isn't the time. I'm in an interview-
Jan: You're firing me? Where the hell do you get off?
David: Frankly, it's overdue. Your behavior in the last two years has been completely erratic.
Jan: Erratic?
David: Recently, you don't even show an interest in your work. You smoke constantly in your office, you spend most of the day online shopping. You disappear for hours at a time, sometimes days, always saying you're visiting your sister in Scottsdale. You go to Scranton far more often than you-
Jan: Is it because of these?
Michael Scott: Whoa, hey, whoa, Jan.
Jan: Is it- No, I want to know! I want to know! Because if it is, then- Then I will see you in court.
David: It's not. It's not.
Jan: No. Because he likes them, okay? He likes them. And that is- That is all I care about.