Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up. Come to the center of the room, please. This is a Schrute Buck. When you have done something good, you will receive one Schrute Buck. One thousand Schrute Bucks equals an extra five minutes for lunch.
Pam: What is the cash value of a Schrute Buck?
Dwight K. Schrute: Excellent question, Pam. One one-hundredth of a cent.
Oscar: So, 10,000 of your dollars is worth one real dollar?
Dwight K. Schrute: Just- Zip your lid. Another announcement. Michael wasted an enormous amount of the group's time and patience with non-work-related ethnic celebrations and parades of soft-minded do-goodedness. No longer. No more meetings.
Stanley: Amen.
Dwight K. Schrute: Instead, today I will begin my first lecture in a long series of lectures designed to increase your knowledge on the world of paper.
Kevin: Do we have to?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes. Michael is gone. There's a new sheriff here in these offices and his name is me. Conference room, 10 seconds. All of you!