Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Job
Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim: Oh, hey, Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: I am going to be your new boss. It is my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Checkout time is never. Jim: Does my room have cable? Dwight K. Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire. Jim: Can I change rooms? Dwight K. Schrute: Sorry, we're all booked up. Hell convention in town. Jim: Can I have a late checkout? Dwight K. Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager. Jim: You're not the manager? Even in your own fantasy? Dwight K. Schrute: I'm the owner. The co-owner. With Satan. Jim: Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the Devil. Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet. Jim: Go. Dwight K. Schrute: $80,000 a year.