Quote from Michael Scott in Product Recall
Michael Scott: Hello, I am Michael Scott, regional manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton. By now, you're probably sick of hearing about Dunder Mifflin and our embarrassing watermark boner. Let me tell you something. Something from the heart. I am not leaving this office. It will take a SWAT team to remove me from this office and maybe not even then. Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, you could never withstand a SWAT team. Michael Scott: That's how devoted I am to this job. Dwight K. Schrute: I'm just saying- Michael Scott: I know. Dwight K. Schrute: They would flank you, throw in a concussion grenade. Michael Scott: I understand that, Dwight. Dwight K. Schrute: You'd be on the ground- Michael Scott: Do you think you're taking it a little- Dwight K. Schrute: blind, deaf, dumb. Michael Scott: -literally, Dwight? Dwight K. Schrute: If you wanted to be- Michael Scott: And now we're wasting tape. I'm going to have to cut this all out.