Jan: [on the phone] Well, why don't we talk next month after the quarter ends?
[Darryl shakes his head at Michael]
Michael Scott: No, Jan. I've never asked for a raise in 14 years. This is long overdue. I want to do it today.
Jan: Today? All right, well, if you want to do it today, we should do it in person, and can you get here by 5:00?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah, I'll leave right away.
Jan: Great. And listen, because of our, you know, situation, we're going to need to have a third party present.
Michael Scott: Yes. I'm bringing Darryl.
Jan: Darryl from the warehouse?
Michael Scott: Mmm-hmm.
Jan: No, Michael, we- We need an HR rep, so I think you should just bring Toby.
Michael Scott: Hey, I'd rather kill myself.
Jan: Michael, he's your branch's HR rep-
Michael Scott: No, Toby is terrible.
Jan: and we need someone else in the room-
Michael Scott: Toby is the worst human being I've ever known.