Michael Scott: Tony! Please join your cohorts on the table, if you would.
Tony: This is difficult for me.
Michael Scott: Hey, I understand, we're all friends.
Tony: No, I mean, I can't physically. I can't get on the table.
Michael Scott: Oh, well, just use the momentum of your lower half to hoist yourself up. Okay? You know what? I'll help. I will help.
Tony: No, please. Don't-
Michael Scott: Don't be shy. Dwight, let's do this. Come on, we're doing this thing. Ready?
Dwight K. Schrute: On three. One... two... three.
Michael Scott: Bend at the knees. Okay. Here we go! Here we go! I'm under this. I'm under this hock here. I don't know what I'm grabbing here! All right, all right!
Tony: Stop! Put me down!
Michael Scott: But it feels good. Push it, push it! I'm right in your crack!
Tony: No, put me down right now!
Michael Scott: Don't give up! You got it, man!
Tony: Put me down right now! I've had enough! Put me down right now!