Quote from Jan in Branch Closing
Jan: I'm here to tell you that we are closing the Scranton branch. Michael Scott: I don't understand. Jan: The Board voted last night to close your branch. Michael Scott: On whom's authority? Jan: The Board's. Michael Scott: What? Jan: I'm very sorry. I don't relish telling you this. You've been a big part of this company, and the Board asked me to thank you for your years of service. Michael Scott: You're welcome. Jan: A small number of people will be transferred to the Stamford branch and the rest will be getting severance packages. Michael Scott: Am I a "small number" person or a "severance package" person? Jan: Well, we haven't made final decisions about personnel yet. But you're a "severance package" person. Michael Scott: Oh, my God! Oh, my God!