Michael Scott: I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here.
Jan: [on the phone] I understand how you feel, Michael, I really do. So would it be helpful to give everyone the day off?
Michael Scott: You really don't get it, do you? You don't understand these people. That is the last thing that they would want, is a day off.
Jan: Well, what would you suggest?
Michael Scott: A statue.
Jan: Of Ed?
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Jan: I'm not sure that's realistic.
Michael Scott: Well, I think it would be very realistic. It would look just like him.
Jan: No, that's not-
Michael Scott: We could have his eyes light up. Could have his arms move.
Dwight K. Schrute: That is not a statue. That is a robot.
Michael Scott: I think that is a great way to honor Ed.
Dwight K. Schrute: And how big do you want this robot?
Michael Scott: Life-size.
Dwight K. Schrute: No. Better make it two-thirds. Easier to stop if it turns on us.