Michael Scott: So, I need you to do some work on the Saint Andrews account. I need your urine, I need some filing done.
Dwight K. Schrute: What kind of filing?
Michael Scott: Just forget it. Just the urine.
Dwight K. Schrute: That goes directly to the tester.
Michael Scott: Just- I need your urine.
Dwight K. Schrute: Like in a cup?
Michael Scott: Yes, in a cup. We're not animals, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: For what purpose?
Michael Scott: It's none of your business.
Dwight K. Schrute: Then I refuse.
Michael Scott: Okay, all right, just I went to an Alicia Keys concert over the weekend. And I think I may have gotten high accidentally by a girl with a lip ring.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: I need clean urine for the lady. [sighing]
Dwight K. Schrute: But that's illegal.
Michael Scott: Don't think of it that way. It's like urine goes all over the place. You know, there's no controlling it. It just-
Dwight K. Schrute: Not my urine.
Michael Scott: A cup could find its way under the urine. It might be an accident.