Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Performance Review
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, hey. Listen, Jim, here's a little tip for your performance review. Okay. Tell Michael that we should be stocking more of the double-tabbed manila file folders. Jim: We don't have double-tabbed manila file folders. Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, yes, we do. Jim: No, we don't. Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah, it's a new product. So, you should just suggest that to him and then he'll be sure to give you a raise. Jim: All right. Well, I'm not asking for a raise. I'm gonna actually be asking for a pay decrease. Dwight K. Schrute: Uh, that is so stupid. What if he gives it to you? Jim: Then I win. Dwight K. Schrute: Ugh. You know what? I am going to zone you out for the rest of today. Okay. I need to stay focused. And I don't have to see you tomorrow or Sunday, and please don't call me, and we'll see how things go Monday. [sighs] Stupid.