Quote from Jim in The Fight
Dwight K. Schrute: Where is my desk? Jim: That is weird. Dwight K. Schrute: This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional. Jim: Okay, well, you're the one who lost the desk. Dwight K. Schrute: I didn't lose my desk. Jim: Hey, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it? Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, who moved my desk? Jim: I think you should retrace your steps. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished. Jim: Colder. ... Warmer. ... A little warmer. ... There you go. ... Ooh, warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Warmer. Cold. Cold. Cold. Back up. Ooh, warmer. Hot. Red hot. Hot. Very hot. [Telephone ringing] Dwight K. Schrute: [answering the phone] Dwight Schrute. Jim: Hi, Dwight. What sort of discounts are we giving on the 20-Ib. White bond? Dwight K. Schrute: Jim, I've given you this information, like, 20 times. Jim: I know. [Toilet flushing, Kevin emerges from a stall] Dwight K. Schrute: It's by the ream? Jim: Uh, yeah. Dwight K. Schrute: Ream It is now $9.78, so it's a discount of 7%. Jim: Okay, thank you. Got to get back to work. Dwight K. Schrute: Wash your hands, Kevin.