Michael Scott: What do you know about Meredith?
Dwight K. Schrute: I don't think she'd be missed.
Michael Scott: There's not going to be downsizing, Dwight, okay? I just I need to know a little bit more about my friend.
Dwight K. Schrute: Name: Meredith Palmer. Personal information: divorced twice, two kids. Employer: Dunder Mifflin Paper Incorporated. Awards: multiple Dundees.
Michael Scott: I know all that. I need something kind of embarrassing, you know. Kind of fun, inside.
Dwight K. Schrute: She had a hysterectomy.
Michael Scott: Which one is that again?
Dwight K. Schrute: That's where they remove the uterus.
Michael Scott: Oh, God! Dwight, no. I'm trying to write something funny, okay? What am I going to do with a removed uterus?
Dwight K. Schrute: It could be kinda funny.