Pam: [to Holly] Um, how are you adjusting to the move?
Phyllis: Nobody cares about that. Look, you have to make him commit, or kick his butt to the curb.
Pam: You guys, I don't think any of us are really qualified to be giving Holly personal advice about her love life.
Erin: Yeah, I mean, maybe Holly's not in any position to be shooing guys away.
[aside to camera:]
Erin: I don't get it! I'm sorry. I just, I don't get it!

Angela: It's so cold. Even with my coat on.
Meredith: Maybe your senator boyfriend has a blanket in his car for screwing Americans.
Gabe: Yet another opportunity where a blanket would have come in handy.

Phyllis: So you went homemade this year?
Pam: Yup.
Phyllis: Yeah. Money problems, is that what this is about? I mean, oh, dear, I don't think we can help you out.
Pam: No, no. Jim had a great year, actually. I just wanted to get your opinion.
Phyllis: Are you good at homemade?
Pam: Look at this.
Phyllis: Yeah...

Erin: I really think you're better off.
Michael Scott: Mmm. Erin, would you do me a favor and find my street clothes for me, please?
Erin: Yeah. Is she an amazing cook or something?

Michael Scott: [to AJ] Good, good. Good to see you. Have fun. Enjoy the partay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: I am dead inside.

Pam: Oh, okay, Michael, slow down. Everything's gonna be okay.
Michael Scott: No, it's not. It's not. Oh, man, I can tell you confidently that it is not gonna be okay.
Pam: I shouldn't tell you this, but... AJ won't commit to Holly. And she's gonna tell him that if he doesn't propose to her by the end of the year, it's over.
Michael Scott: Really?
Pam: Really. And I don't know about you, but I don't know of a lot of happy marriages that start off with an ultimatum, do you?
Michael Scott: No.
Pam: So just be patient.

Jim: I surrender.
Dwight K. Schrute: I do not accept your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent.
Jim: Anything. You got it.
Dwight K. Schrute: You hit Pam in the face with a snowball while I watch.
Jim: You're a psychopath.
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll take that as a no.

Darryl: Hey, Mike.
Michael Scott: Hey.
Darryl: We wanted to give you something.
Michael Scott: Oh.
Jada: Merry Christmas.
Michael Scott: Thank you. A Hostess apple pie! This is my favorite breakfast. How did you know that? Thank you very much.

Michael Scott: Oh, you know, I seem to remember that Santa promised that he would listen to all the gifts you wanted for Christmas. Didn't he say that?
Jada: Yeah.
Michael Scott: I think I know where he is.
Jada: A trampoline...
Michael Scott: Mmhmm.
Jada: Video games.
Michael Scott: Video games.
Jada: A DSi.
Michael Scott: A DSi?
Jada: A horse.
Michael Scott: A horse.
Jada: A pool.
Michael Scott: You, are you sure you don't want a pony? You want a real horse?
Jada: Yes.
Michael Scott: All right. You have to pick up after them.