Pam: Okay, Michael, you know what? I might have someone for you.
Michael Scott: Oh, really? What's her name? Burger King?
Pam: No, I mean it. She's really nice and sweet and you guys might actually get along.
Michael Scott: I don't think I'm ready. Is she hot?

Pam: I'm setting Michael up with my landlady. She's really sweet and- Whatever, I just can't take Michael like this.

Michael Scott: No question about it, I am ready to get hurt again.

Margaret: Are you Michael Scott?
Michael Scott: Is who a- Michael what?
Margaret: I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael.
Michael Scott: That's not- Yeah, I'm not-
Barista: Michael? Large hot chocolate with caramel and a shot of peppermint.

Bob Vance: Where's Scott?
Andy: Michael Scott could not make it today due to an unforeseen prior engagement.
W.B. Jones: Let's just meet back in an hour.
Andy: Gentlemen, please. We called this meeting. Andrew Bernard is the name of me, and this is my associate, Mr. Kevin Malone.
Kevin: I have things.

W.B. Jones: All right, what do you want?
Andy: Well, first of all, I'd just like to say what an honor it is to be sitting here with you you gentlemen.
W.B. Jones: You have about 10 seconds.
Kevin: We want our parking spaces back.
Paul Faust: Whose parking spaces?
Kevin: W.B. Jones's construction guys park in our parking spaces every morning, and some people have to park really far away and walk all the way to the office. And some people sweat too much for comfort and-
Bill Cress: My God.
Paul Faust: I don't have time for this, guys. Just give 'em back their spaces.
W.B. Jones: Okay.
Paul Faust: We good? Okay. Could've done this over email.

Kevin: After Stacy left, things did not go well for a while. And it was hard to see. It's just nice to win one.

Michael Scott: Margaret the landlady? Really, Pam? Is that what you think of me?
Pam: She's sweet and cute. I thought you would get along.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. Well, I'm looking for a passionate affair, not companionship. I'm a man of intensity. Of- Of cool, and youth, and- and passionately.

Michael Scott: I don't know, man. I was with Jan for so long I was excited about meeting somebody new. Put my heart out there.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what you need? Closure.
Michael Scott: You're right. What do you mean though?
Dwight K. Schrute: There was a woman in your life who affected you very deeply, and she left before you could say good-bye. I think you need to say good-bye. Come on. I'll drive.

Michael Scott: All right. Hello, Oscar Meyer weiner lover. I bet that you have a bunch of very liberal girl-type friends who trust you implicitly because they know you'd never touch 'em 'cause of your condition.