‘Cafe Disco’
Season 5, Episode 27 - Aired May 7, 2009
To improve his employees' morale, Michael turns his old office space into a cafe disco.
Quote from Angela
Oscar: What happened to Phyllis?
Michael Scott: Oh, you know. Nothing. She's- We were hanging out at Cafe Disco and she had a flare up of am existing injury. But she's a tough, old bird. So...
Angela: Can you please go back to work instead of masterminding these situations wherein we hurt ourselves?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Come on. Relax. The shirt wasn't doing you any favors. If my assessment in correct, you grind your teeth?
Phyllis: I do.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: No kidding! She sits three feet from me. It's the most annoying thing. Grr, grr. It's like children singing Christmas carols.
Quote from Oscar
Oscar: You invited someone?
Erin: Oh, yeah. Was I not allowed to do that?
Oscar: I've been here eight years and I've never... [Erin walks away] Rude.
Quote from Creed
Michael Scott: Cafe Disco is dead but I can still hear the music in my head.
Creed: I hear it, too, Boss.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: This is oil from the gland of an otter. It keeps their fur water resistant, as well as traps heat. Now, I need you to lie still for an hour.
Quote from Phyllis
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm gonna go with the python.
Phyllis: But the rattler's so scary.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, please. I find the rattle soothing. It puts me to sleep.
Phyllis: I think Bob is gonna cheat on me with his new secretary. [Dwight stops massaging Phyllis, she starts to giggle]
Dwight K. Schrute: What's so funny?
Phyllis: When I say it out loud it's so silly.
Quote from Pam
Pam: This is so cheesy.
Jim: Yes.
Pam: I like cheesy.
Jim: Me, too.
Pam: Yeah. I think maybe I want a "wedding" wedding.
Jim: Me, too.
Pam: Really?
Jim: Yeah.
Quote from Andy
Kelly: Stop squirming.
Andy: Well, stop trying to poke me with a sharp thing.
Kelly: You wanted to do this. Just be brave.
Andy: I- I- But you're not a professional and I'm thinking maybe we should have gone to a professional.
Kelly: I'm doing it. No, I'm doing it for free. You have to stop squirming otherwise I'm gonna mess up.
Andy: Are you sure that's not the "gay" ear?
Kelly: Gay ear? What are you 12 years old?