Stanley: I would like the memory of a day uninterrupted by this nonsense.

Michael Scott: Guys, I believe that I have figured out what is up your butts. There's no reason to be scared. The bad man is gone. Charles is gone.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Charles really did a number on these guys. They are way too focused on work. When I was in charge, this place was like Dave and Buster's. People just hanging out, having, fun, eating apps. I don't know. It's like... Dave died or something.

Michael Scott: Now I know what the founders of Philip Morris felt like. You just want to give people a smooth, fun way to relax and suddenly you're just some terrible monster.

Michael Scott: I still have the lease on the Michael Scott Paper Company, so occasionally I will sneak down here for a little coffee and dancing. I actually dance all the time. Tip-toeing around corporate, it is a ballet. When I am breaking all the rules, I am break dancing. And "expresso".

Michael Scott: Phyllis, we're going to put you in here. Dwight's going to take care of you.
Phyllis: What? No. I thought we were going to the hospital.
Dwight K. Schrute: You want to get sick you go to the hospital.

Dwight K. Schrute: This remedy has been passed down in my family for generations. And it always works. My grandfather was told that Diamond Dancer would never race again. They were wrong. He came in 9th in the Apple Creek Derby and his jerky came in 3rd the following year. A majestic beast. So fast. So tender.

Michael Scott: It's just, we need to get her out of here because no one is going to want to go in there with a woman writhing around on the floor. Wait, wait, wait. But most importantly we need to get her some medical attention. ASAP. Stat.

Angela: Look, I hate to be "that" person but I just don't like the general spirit of music.

Michael Scott: I know. I know, Angela. A lot of people doubted Cafe Disco at first, but it is a magical place. You have to give it a chance. If these walls could talk they would say, " This is a magical place. You are safe here. We are talking walls. We're not going to eat you."

Michael Scott: At Dunder-Mifflin there is a very strict no lunch with the boss policy. And I don't know who instituted it. I think it started right after my predecessor stepped down. But at the Michael Scott Paper Company, I really enjoyed having lunch with Pam and Ryan everyday. So, rules be damned, I wanna have lunch with these people.