Michael Scott: Women in the workplace. Yeah. Translation, I have been banned from my own conference room so that Jan can talk in secret to all the girls. Whoa, sorry. Women of the workplace. About what? I don't know. Clothes. Me. Ugh.

Michael Scott: You know what? There is another side to this place, gentlemen. And I know we all love our cushy jobs and our fun, exciting office, but do you realize that underneath us, there's another world? The warehouse world. A world that is teeming with sweat and dirt and life. Life. The bowels of the office. These guys are down there, they are real men, doing real men's work. We are going to learn how a warehouse works.

Michael Scott: Oh, I think this is gonna work out great. Because managing the warehouse is a very important part of my job, and I haven't been there in months.

Michael Scott: So, let's meet the warehouse! Let's get some shots. Pan around there. This is Darryl. One of our warehouse staff. Darryl, what is your biggest fear?
Darryl: My biggest fear is that someone will distract us from getting all the shipments out on time.

Michael Scott: You know what? Darryl is actually the foreman here, and not Roy, which is cool. There's Roy, riding the big rig. So, Roy is actually going to be marrying Pam sometime this summer. And she's our receptionist. Sort of a "Brangelina" thing.
Roy: Why?
Michael Scott: "Brangelina" is the Brad Pitt and Angelina.
Roy: I don't understand.
Michael Scott: Roy. Roy and Pam. It's a "Ram." It's a "Ram" thing.

Kevin: I bet Roy heard about you liking Pam. I bet he'll try to beat you up.
Jim: Thanks for the heads up, Kev.
Kevin: I got your back, if he does. But try to stay out of it.

Michael Scott: Just in case there's somebody down here who shouldn't be. A little Good Will Hunting situation.

Michael Scott: Let's start with the warehouse. What bothers you as guys? You know?
Darryl: My priority is safety.
Michael Scott: Okay.
Darryl: So it really bothers me when somebody comes in here, speeding around on the lift, playing with it like a toy. It kind of gets under my skin.
Michael Scott: Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. [shush]
Darryl: Uh, uh, uh. Don't shush me.
Michael Scott: No, that was just-
Darryl: That bothers me, too.

Michael Scott: What is our beef, as human men?
Lonny: You know, that's a good question, Hasselhoff.
Michael Scott: Okay. All right.
Lonny: What bugs us?
Michael Scott: Good. Guys ragging on each other. That's what guys do, and we love it.

Lonnie: Yeah, on our salaries, man. What do they expect? You know, "Take us out every weekend," you know what I mean?
Michael Scott: I feel you, man.
Lonnie: We're not millionaires.
Michael Scott: I feel you.
Darryl: No, you don't. You don't feel us. How can you? You know what?
Dwight K. Schrute: Not literally.
Darryl: You say we're the same, but we get compensated very differently.
Michael Scott: Yes.
Darryl: We work the same hours as you, and you just said we work a lot harder.
Michael Scott: You do. So-
Darryl: But we get paid a lot less.
Dwight K. Schrute: Word.
Roy: Like, next to no benefits.
Michael Scott: I know. God, what is that?
Roy: Exactly.
Michael Scott: It blows. It blows, man!