Angela: Has anyone seen the first-aid kit? [Dwight holds it up] How many times have I told you? I'm the safety officer, not you.

Jim: You gonna wish me luck?
Pam: Yeah, you're gonna need it.
Jim: Whoa. Is that trash talk from Pam?
Pam: I'm just saying, Roy is very competitive and he wants to take the Wave Runner to the lake this Saturday so ...
Jim: Well, I'm going to the outlet mall on Saturday, so if you wanna save big on brand names, and Roy has to work, which he will, because I'm also competitive, you should feel free to come along.
Pam: Um, I think I'm gonna be up at the lake.
Jim: I think I'll see you at the mall.

Michael Scott: All right, guys, come on, let's bring it in! Here we go! Okay, listen, this is just going to be a friendly game, right? We are all on the same team here. The Dunder Mifflin team. Of course, if you beat us you're fired. That's a joke. Okay, let's do it.

Dwight K. Schrute: OK, we'll be skins.
Michael Scott: Aw, come on, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: What? Shirts on or off?
Michael Scott: On. Just put it on.
Dwight K. Schrute: You sure?
Michael Scott: Yes.

Jim: I'll do it. Wear a little flouncey skirt if you want.
Michael Scott: Yeah, and I bet you would. Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way. I think that goes without saying.

Pam: Maybe Angela would cheerlead.
Michael Scott: Yeah, right.
Phyllis: I'll do it.
Michael Scott: Oh, yuck. That's worse than you playing. 'case, you know what, we need you as an alternate in case somebody gets hurt. That's where we need you. Blessed be those who sit and wait. You made it. Suit up, you're on the team! ... All right, cool! Very good.

Michael Scott: So, Dwight, you have the East German gal.