‘Back from Vacation’
Season 3, Episode 12 - Aired January 4, 2007
When Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation with a relaxed attitude, it doesn't last long after he reveals Jan joined him on holiday.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I have disconnected the office T1 line. I have ordered that be taken down.
Michael Scott: All right.
Dwight K. Schrute: I've destroyed all printouts from the bathroom.
Michael Scott: There are copies in the bathroom?
Dwight K. Schrute: There were a lot of them.
Quote from Jan
Kevin: Hi, Jan. You look tan.
Jan: I was in Scottsdale, visiting my sister.
Kevin: Yeah? How was it?
Jan: Very sunny. Family's important.
Quote from Roy
Roy: Hey. You remember when we were planning our honeymoon, and you wanted to go to Hawaii and I wanted to go to Mexico?
Pam: Yeah.
Roy: I was definitely right. Oh, brother.
Quote from Todd
Michael Scott: [on the phone] Hey, dude. I just got back from Jamaica.
Todd: Big whoop. I was in Hotlanta. That whole town is waxed.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her. But I did see Jan there in our room at night and in the morning. And that's all I'm gonna say. Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.