Robert: Andy, we're going to go with Nellie as manager and put you back on the sales team. I promise you, in time, we'll all laugh about this incident. I already think it's kind of funny. [chuckles]
Andy: No.
Robert: Excuse me?
Andy: I'm saying no.
Robert: Well, you can't say no.
Andy: No.

Pam: [sees Ryan wearing traditional Indian garb on a horse] Oh, boo! Boo! Boo to you! Boo!
Ryan: Pam, you are toxic! You are toxic!

Kelly: You mean so much to me. But, I love Ravi and I choose him.
Ryan: No, you don't.
Kelly: I do.
Ryan: No, you don't.
Kelly: I hope we can still be friends. Can I have a hug?
Ryan: What? [they hug]
Kelly: That was really cool. [they make out]
Angela: Ugh. Eww!
Jim: Well, it's good to see Kelly's maturing.

Ryan: Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you're into Indian people. I'm not.

[to camera with Erin, holding a box of his belongings:]
Andy: I can't describe it. I just, for the first time in a long time, I actually feel in control. I feel... alive.
Erin: Here- [grabs the box Andy's holding]
Andy: Ah. Da, da, da, da- I got it.
Erin: But you hurt your hand.
Andy: I. Got. It.
Erin: Right now?
Andy: Yes.