Kevin: [watching Angela eat] Enjoying your nut?
Oscar: Kevin.
Angela: Why?
Kevin: I'm not mocking. I was just making an observation about a nut.
Angela: I was.

Shirley: Ow! The braid is too tight.
Angela: Hush. Loose braids reflect a loose character. Now stay still.
Shirley: Yes ma'am.
Angela: I think your hair is much too long for your age, by the way.
Shirley: Okay.
Angela: There.
Shirley: Thank you, Angela.

Senator: [on TV] I would just to start by saying that there have been some rumors about my personal life that I would like to settle once and for all. As my long-suffering wife can attest, I am gay.
Reporter #1: Senator, were always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?
Reporter #2: Question for the Senator's beard.
Senator: I'll say it again for mis amigos latinos. Yo soy homosexual.
Pete: Poor Angela.
Phyllis: Yeah. Poor Angela.
Senator: I once believed that a gay person could be somewhat straight. It wasn't until my marriage to Angela that I realized how...charmless I find the female body.
Meredith: Oof. Always hurts to hear that one.

Angela: Oscar, I have a question. Would you like to join the Party Planning Committee?
Oscar: The committee with all the women?
Angela: Yeah.
Oscar: Because I'm gay? [Kevin starts laughing]
Angela: No, no. Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things, and I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. [sobbing] And I would just like to make some changes about certain things. And certain situations and certain accounts.
Oscar: Okay, okay. All right, all right, I'll join. I'd love to. That's- Thank you.
Angela: Thank you. Thank you.
Kevin: Can I join, too?
Angela: Never.