Pam: I feel like I've been kind of cold to Karen. And there's no real reason for it. I mean, it's not like she's ever done anything to me. So, I think I probably shouldn't be cold to her.

Jim: Yep, looks like the Scranton people and the Stamford people are finally coming together. And that's what you want, right?

Dwight K. Schrute: Pam and Karen, I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
Pam: You can't do that.
Dwight K. Schrute: As ranking number three in this office, I am order-
Andy: Uh, I'm number three.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're number four.
Andy: Yeah, but I'm number three.

Andy: Hey. I can't concentrate when I know you're in pain, man. Let me take you to lunch. Come on! My treat.
Michael Scott: All right. Nothing here to distract myself with anyway.
Andy: That's my boy. I know the perfect place, too.
Michael Scott: Hooters?
Andy: No. Benihana. Much classier. But don't worry, the babes are totally hot, too.

Roy: So I only use three?
Pam: If you're using more than three pieces of tape to wrap a present, you're doing it wrong.
Roy: OK. And where to do you get all those cool bows?
Pam: Oh, I just get those at any party supply place.
Roy: OK. Are you sure I can't use like, the cartoons from the newspaper?
Pam: Oh yeah, your mom would love that.

Andy: So she looks at me, right, and she goes, "I'm sorry. Do I even know you?" After a year! A year of buying lattes from her. Do you believe that?
Jim: Yes.

Angela: Also, I would like to inform you that, as a special treat, my party will be starting early. In fact, it will be starting right now.
Pam: Our party is also starting now.