Mike: Hey, relax. See? Here's another place. This looks... Wow! That line wraps around the building too, huh?
Frankie: Mm-hm.
Mike: What are you doing? Don't do that. You're already going there?
Frankie: We've been in this car for two hours.
Mike: How was I supposed to know that every restaurant would be crowded tonight?
Frankie: It's Valentine's Day. Oh, think, Mike. Think. This was our one chance to have some fun and celebrate our love, and you blew it. I hope you're happy.
Mike: Oh, I am. I definitely am.

Carly: Wow, Sue, you look so pretty with all that makeup, like a Kardashian.
Sue: Ha! I feel like one. Let's make a pact that we won't leave each other the whole night.
Carly: Okay.
Boy: Hey, you wanna dance?
Carly: Okay.
Sue: Go. Go. It's fine. I need to check my eye shadow anyway.

Mike: Table for two.
Clerk: And you're fine with a two-hour wait?
Frankie: He is.
Mike: I do get to wait in this drafty doorway the whole time, right? Because I certainly wouldn't wanna be comfortable.
Frankie: You are so not getting any when we get home.
Mike: I don't want any.

Frankie: We already know what we want. I'll have Tour of Italy with salad, he'll have fettuccini. And could we get some breadsticks, and make it snappy?
Mike: Ahem. She's not our waitress.
Frankie: I'm sorry. I don't know how to act in a restaurant. I haven't been in one in 16 years.
Mike: Oh. [chuckles]
Clerk: I'll get your server.

Frankie: I'm sorry. Sorry I'm so cranky.
Mike: It's okay. I'm used to it.
Frankie: Okay. Let's just start the whole night over again now, okay? I mean, look at all these people looking into each other's eyes.We haven't looked each other in the eye for forever. Let's look into each other's eyes.
Mike: You look tired.
Frankie: So do you. Have you always had that thing there?
Mike: What?
Frankie: You should get it checked.
Mike: Can we stop looking now?
Frankie: Yeah, let's.

Zack: You're really good at this.
Brick: I've been practicing. [whispers] Practicing.
Zack: Why do you whisper like that?
Brick: Probably the same reason you like to be a cat.
Zack: Meow.
Brick: My mom gave me a valentine with some chocolate. You want some?
Zack: Awesome. Thanks. Squeaky mouse?
Brick: I'm good.

Frankie: Zack's mom. [answers phone] Hi. Everything okay? No, it's okay.
Mike: They said they'd take him for the night. A deal's a deal.
Frankie: Yeah. I understand. I'll be right there. Bye. [hangs up]
Mike: [sighs] Well, we gave it a shot. I'll meet you back here in 16 years.
Frankie: No, no, no. I'm so enjoying being with you here right now. I don't want it to stop. Ju... Don't move. I'll figure something out. And if the guy with the breadsticks comes by, hit me.

Girl: Hey, Carly's friend. We're about to play "Have You Ever?" "Would You Rather?" "Never Ever Have I Ever." Come on, everybody's doing it.
Boy: Wanna beer? I brought it from home.
Sue: No. No, I don't.
Boy: Well, then you wanna make out?
Sue: Everybody just leave me alone. [gasps]

Zack: [meows and growls]
Beth: I'm so sorry. I don't know what happened. We try and keep chocolate out of the house because of how Zack reacts.
Zack: [hissing and growling]
Beth: I don't know where he got it from. Zack, get off the curtains.
Frankie: [quietly] Did you give him chocolate?
Brick: [quietly] It made him purr.
Beth: Brick is just great. We should do this again soon.
Frankie: Really? You want him to come over again?
Beth: Oh, yeah. Brick is a dream. I think he's the most normal kid in the group.

Carly: I'm glad your dad got me out of there. I bet the cops are breaking up that party right now. We were lucky to get out of there alive.
Sue: I know. Pinkie swear we never do it again. Unless someone cute invites us.