‘Valentine's Day II’
Season 2, Episode 14 - Aired February 9, 2011
As Valentine's Day approaches, Frankie is excited when Axl asks her to help him find a present for his new girlfriend. Meanwhile, Sue tries to track down the boy who kissed her on Halloween, and Mike ends up volunteering at Brick's school since Frankie is banned.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: You got banned, too? Nice job, Cupid.
Mike: I'm telling you, this whole day is just a scam started... Eh. I'm getting a beer.
Quote from Axl
Frankie: What is that?
Axl: [v.o.] That's Vanessa! She's picking me up on her motorcycle.
Frankie: [v.o.] A motorcycle? Oh, God, just how horrible was this girl gonna be? But hey, your imagination's always worse than the real thing, right? [opens the door] Oh, no. Real thing's worse. So much worse.
Vanessa: Is this Axl's house?
Axl: [runs out] Gotta go. Bye.
Quote from Sue
Frankie: [v.o.] So with all the Brick and Axl drama going on, it was easy to overlook Sue. We probably shouldn't have. Sue decided that the only way he was gonna remember their Halloween kiss was to jog his memory. Now, in order for Sue's plan to work, 200 8th graders needed to be empathetic and understanding. Unfortunately, only five were, and they were afraid of being made fun of, so they laughed, too.
Joe: Hey, Crayon Girl, wait!
Sue: Me?
Joe: So you are the girl from Halloween. I thought that was you the other day. Why didn't you say anything?
Sue: Well, you didn't say anything to me.
Joe: Well, after you showed me around, I never saw you again.
Sue: That's 'cause you're in the popular crowd. I was in it for a while, but I sort of got bounced out.
Joe: Oh. Well, I-I should be... Getting back to the dance.
Sue: Yeah. I have to get going, too. It's a long bike ride home.
Joe: Hey, what's your name?
Sue: It's Sue.
Joe: I'm Joe. I'll see you around, Sue.
Sue: Okay. See you around, Joe. [to herself] Popular boy is gonna see me around!
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Well, I don't know what the holdup is. The restaurant didn't take this long when Axl took me there... When we went there as mother and son.
Mike: You're pathetic.
Quote from Axl
Axl: Well, it seems like you guys have got some stuff to work through, so...
Mike: Hold on.
Axl: Don't worry. I'm not gonna go out with her anymore. She's a vegetarian. It's a total dealbreaker.
Mike: That was easy.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Sure, Valentine's Day might be a scam cooked up by the greeting card companies... But whether planned...
Joe: Same time tomorrow after third period?
Sue: Okay.
Frankie: [v.o.] Or unplanned...
Autumn: I know this wasn't from Jake. He drew butts on all of his Valentines.
Brick: Would you like to come in and I'll show you my favorite fonts? [whispers] Fonts.
Frankie: [v.o.] The thing that it's celebrating is pretty great.
Mike: So?
Frankie: No, I totally get it now. I'm really liking it this time. [winces]