Frankie: How about this?
Axl: No?
Frankie: Um... this?
Axl: Maybe. Oh... God. Why is this so hard?
Frankie: [to another customer] Shopping with my son... he asked me.

Mike: I don't know.
Girl: Brick's dad. Should I use pink glitter or purple? Pink or purple?
Mike: Just... just... glue something... Slap some glitter on it, and... There are no wrong answers.
Boy: Brick's dad! Brick's dad! I ran out of glue. Well, you got plenty on your hands there. If you run out of that, there's more on my shirt.
Boy: Hey! Look out, Autumn! Glue hands!
Autumn: Ew! Gross, Dale!

Brick: I can't get these scissors to work.
Autumn: Oh, Brick. Cutting's hard for you, isn't it? Here, let me help you.
Janice: Hey. We don't get too many dads in here. How you holding up?
Mike: Oh, you know, it's a good chance to see the kids and everything.
Janice: It's a nightmare, isn't it?
Mike: I'm this close to pulling a fire alarm. Which one's yours?
Janice: Autumn Wagner.
Mike: Oh, yeah? You know, I think Brick's got a crush on her.
Janice: Oh. That's so cute!

Mike: Well, she approached me.
Frankie: Yeah, well, when you go back to do the Valentine party, just remember, do your time, no chitchat.
Mike: Back? What do you mean, back?
Frankie: You only did the Valentine box. Now you gotta do the Valentine delivery for Valentine's Day. Think.
Mike: I guess I didn't realize that when I signed up. Or it could be the fact that I never signed up.
Frankie: Well, maybe if I had a ponytail and stretch pants, you wouldn't be giving me so much crap.
Mike: It was a jogging suit.
Frankie: [covers Mike's eyes] What am I wearing right now?
Mike: Your eyes are brown.

Joe: Uh, hi. I need to see you.
Sue: I thought you might.
Joe: Yeah, I'm a new student. I just transferred here from Bobby Knight Junior High...
Sue: Oh! You went to Bobby knight? That totally makes sense! It's outside of my 40-mile search radius.
Joe: What?
Sue: Nothing.
Joe: Anyway, uh, I can't find my Spanish class and they said I should come to the office.
Sue: Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah. I-I can show you to your class. I work here in the office, so I have an all-access hall pass. [chuckles] I'm kind of a big deal. I've seen the boiler room.

Sue: And there's my locker, just in case you ever need... Help or anything. Oh, and there's a Valentine's dance coming up. I like Valentine's Day, but my favorite holiday is Halloween.
Frankie: [v.o.] So he wasn't picking up on the hints, but Sue figured it was okay. She had time. She was the only person in the whole school he knew.
Sue: Well, here's your Spanish class. And I just want you to know, when you need someone, I'm around, 'cause it can be hard to make friends at a new school and...
Cheerleader: Hey, are you new? You play basketball, right? Hey, guys! This is the new guy who plays basketball. Come on! [class cheer] It's so cool...

Frankie: [v.o.] Now that I'd been allowed to spend a little time with Axl, I was hooked. I wanted more.
Like stalking a deer in the forest, i was gonna have to approach carefully so as not to scare him off.
Frankie: So... have you, uh, thought about where you're taking Vanessa for dinner on Valentine's Day?
Axl: I don't know. Maybe that place downtown. The one with the tablecloths.
Frankie: Oh. Have you been there? 'Cause, you know, you don't want any surprises on Valentine's Day. Hey, here's an idea. What if you and I went and checked it out? We had a good time yesterday. We should, uh, go out again.
Axl: Uh, I guess, if you're buying.
Frankie: I'll be ready at 6:00.

Carly: Here he comes with the popular group.
Sue: I'm gonna go talk to him. Excuse me?
[The popular group keep walking, sending Sue tumbling through them as they advance]
Sue: Hi. Wait...
Carly: Are you all right? I'm sorry you didn't get to talk to him.
Sue: That's okay. For, like, ten seconds, I was in the popular group.
Carly: How was it?
Sue: Awesome! [chuckles]

Frankie: So... I had a really good time tonight.
Axl: Yeah. Me, too. Free dinner, what up!
Frankie: You know, you and I should do something again tomorrow.
Axl: Uh, Mom... Tomorrow's Valentine's day, remember?
Frankie: Oh, right. I forgot. I should probably do something with your dad. You want to come in?
Axl: Yeah. We both live here, remember?
Frankie: Oh, right. [laughs] Right, right, right.

Mike: Look, I thought... Fine. I'll fix it. Hey, Autumn. Um, you know what? Uh, th-th-this card? It is from Brick.
Jake: Nuh-unh. It's from me.
Mike: Uh, come on, Jake. [Brick sighs] You know it's not yours.
Jake: Yeah, it is.
Mike: Okay, Jake. I don't want to call you a liar, but I think we both know what the truth is here. Okay, maybe it's time for a little handwriting analysis.