Frankie: Like, when I started dating your dad, he took me to this disgusting movie where a guy cuts the cop's ear off. And I thought, "Whoa, what kind of person am I dating who likes this horrible, horrible movie?" It could have ended the whole deal right there. But he was cute, so I kept dating him...
Mike: Hang on. Are you talking about Reservoir Dogs? You loved Reservoir Dogs.
Frankie: No, I didn't. So here's the thing. Even though you didn't want Autumn to know yet...
Mike: You said you loved it.
Frankie: Well, I didn't. So even though it's not what you planned, it's not the end of the world or Autumn, I promise you, okay?
Mike: I thought you were cool, because you liked Reservoir Dogs. In fact, that's one of the reasons I married you.
Frankie: 18 years and 3 kids, Mike. It worked out.
Mike: You really didn't like Reservoir Dogs? What part of it didn't you like?
Frankie: Oh, I don't know. Maybe the gallons of blood.
Mike: That's what made it cool!

Axl: Hello, summer! Goodbye, pants. I will see you in September.