‘The Yelling’
Season 1, Episode 14 - Aired February 3, 2010
Frankie's attempt to show the kids how unreasonable they can be backfires when she sees how much she yells at them. Frankie tries to yell at the kids less by trusting them to take care of things for themselves. Meanwhile, Mike takes a night job with Bob.
Quote from Bob
Bob: [phone beeps] Oh, she's back, she's back. Tell me what she says.
Mike: "I don't think this is working."
Bob: Really? It's a brand-new phone.
Mike: No, that's what she said. "You're a nice guy, but I think..." Hey, how about I turn this off until after we finish?
Bob: What? Why? What'd she say?
Mike: It seems like she's breaking up with you.
Bob: Why? Why?
Mike: I don't know. You know who's good at talking about this? Anybody else.
Bob: Read it to me. Read me more.
Mike: Bob, this is a little personal. I think you should read it yourself.
Bob: I can't. I can't see anything through the tears.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [on the phone] When is the security guard showing up? If I told you my kid has lice and I might have it, and I'm gonna rub my head over every inch of this store... is that gonna get him here any faster? Hello? Hello?
Quote from Bob
Mike: Maybe you can win this woman back. You can go to her house right now.
Bob: I can't. I don't know where she lives. I know it's somewhere in New Mexico. I should have gotten her last name back when we were in love.
Mike: Wait. Is this just some Internet woman?
Bob: Just? We danced for each other on iChat. She was the whole package. She had three kids. A little house. A cat. I could have walked right in and had a life. I could have been like you.
Mike: So after the shift, why don't you get some sleep then come by tomorrow night for some dinner? We'll put up some burgers.
Bob: Really? Okay. I'd like that. Thanks, Mike. Can I tell you something... ...I've never told anyone in the whole world?
Mike: No.