‘The Royal Flush’
Season 9, Episode 21 - Aired May 8, 2018
Sue and Brick enter a trivia contest in the hopes winning Frankie a trip to London for Mother's Day Meanwhile, Mike covers for Axl when he travels to Denver for a job interview.
Quote from Sue
Brick: The answer to that question about Taylor Swift... the singer... would be... [Sue returns from the bathroom] Sue! Whose "eyes are like a jungle"?!
Sue: Cory! Cory's eyes are like a jungle!
Mike the Trivia Host: That is correct! Heck Yeah wins!
Sue: Yeah! Oh, my God! I'm going to London! Mom is going to London and she's taking me!
Brick: Except she's not 'cause she's taking me!
Sue: Yeah!
Mike the Trivia Host: Hi, uh, sorry, but, uh, there seems to be a problem. One of our judges saw you using your phone. And as we stated at the beginning of the night, it's against the rules to look up answers on your phone.
Brick: Oh, but we weren't looking up answers. We were just texting.
Sue: Yeah, I can explain. See, the kid bathroom doesn't work and my brother went ahead and flushed so...
Mike the Trivia Host: Sorry. We have a no-phones-out policy. So I'm afraid you're disqualified.
Mike the Trivia Host: That means our winners are Trivia De Havilland! [team cheers]
Brick: Okay, so what are we gonna get Mom?
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] So, in order to spare my family's feelings, I had to find the crap gift they were planning on giving me for Mother's Day. Unfortunately, they may not have been good at buying gifts, but they were sure good at hiding 'em.
Axl: Ahh! What are you doing down there?
Frankie: Oh, well, I woke up 'cause I was hot. And I was gonna put a Nutty Buddy under my boobs. And then I remembered it's cooler in your closet because of the vent. Why are you up and dressed?
Axl: Uh...
Frankie: Are you going to the gym again?
Axl: Yes. Yes, I am.