‘The Christmas Wall’
Season 6, Episode 9 - Aired December 10, 2014
When Frankie tires of the usual mad rush before Christmas, she decides to lay back and let her family take care of the festivities for once. Mike has to make multiple trips to the store for an artificial Christmas tree. When Boss Co. is reunited for some seasonal work, Axl and Sean get into an argument over misfit toys. Meanwhile, Brick discovers the wonders of the Christmas letter.
Quote from Axl
Sue: Darrin wants to know if he can reference source material. [Axl and Sean confer]
Axl: We'll allow it.
Quote from Darrin
Axl: Tell us your decision! We need an answer!
Darrin: No! I don't want to!
Axl: If you don't, we'll whitewash you!
Darrin: Okay, okay! King Moonracer... is a toy.
Sean: I'm sorry, man. No hard feelings?
Axl: I just need a minute.
Quote from Darrin
Darrin: You're doing it wrong. You're making a girl angel. You should make a boy angel.
Axl: There's no such thing as a boy snow angel. Snow angels are unisex.
Darrin: Unisex? That doesn't make sense.
Sean: Hey, man, he's still raw. Let him be.
Quote from Frankie
Sue: Oh, my God. It's Christmas! Look! Look! The tree... It's pink and green! Oh, my God. This is amazing! Mom!
Oh, you got us so good!
Axl: [chuckles] Hello, Mr. Mailman. Meet Miss Ice Skater. [gasps] Have you got a package for her?
Brick: Yes! "Infinite Jest"! I wanted this!
[Frankie smiles and shrugs her shoulder when a surprised Mike looks at her after seeing the decorations up for the first time]
Frankie: [v.o.] Frickin' Christmas... It's so awesome. It really is the best holiday. Every time you think you're out, it just sucks you back in.