Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.

Frankie: [v.o.] It doesn't matter what galaxy you're in, fathers and sons will always battle, but sometimes victory is won with strategy and not strength.
[As Mike sits down to watch the game, Brick stands in front of the screen wearing all of Mike's Colts memorabilia and sipping from his travel mug]
[cut to Mike and Brick at the convention again:]
Mike: Give me a pop... in a special-edition collector's cup. And one of those, uh, Menenjula Twin tote bags.
We can always use another blue bag, right? [Brick chuckles] [to a guy in a costume] Hey. Any idea what size that light bulb is?

Brick: Stop talking about human heads on animal bodies! You know that's my 43rd greatest fear!
Mike: That's it... phones back on! I'll pay for the overage. Man, this guy is driving nuts. What's your hurry, buddy?
Sue: Axl, stop pretending it would be a good thing to have your head on a horse body!
Axl: Too late! You put my head on a horse body, and everybody loves it. Actually, you know what? I changed my mind. You're right. It was wrong of me to put a horse's head on your body. It's not fair to the horse.
Sue: Shut up! Shut up your stupid face!
Axl: [neighs] Easy girl! Somebody go in the blue bag and get her a carrot.
Sue: Mom! [horn honks]
Frankie: Mike.
Mike: Axl.
Brick: Sean?

Frankie: [phone chimes] There's another alert. Okay, who's using data? Now it says we're up to 99%.
Sue: Well, I had to tell Brad, tell Brad, and then he put me on a group text with no-cut a capalla and now my phone is blowing up.
Mike: Data costs money. We can't keep doing this.
Axl: Look, just take me off the family plan. My new job gives me a company phone anyway.
Frankie: Axl, don't be ridiculous. We're not taking you off the family plan.
Axl: Why not? That makes no sense.
Frankie: Um, because you're part of the family.
Axl: Not really. Not anymore. [chuckles]
Frankie: Stop the car. Stop the car! [gets out]
Sue: I'm gonna take the blue bag. She may need cookies.

Mike: So, old Kenny's getting married, huh?
Hutch: Crazy, right? Hitchin' up with some girl he met on a train platform in Amsterdam.
Axl: Yep. Their avatars fell in love, and then they did. We haven't even met her yet. Sweet! The blue bag! Oh, gross! Who put fruit in here?
Frankie: I did, because I'm taking the blue bag.
Axl: What? No. No, no, no. Kenny's wedding is in Ohio, and the fridge in the 'Bago is busted.
Hutch: Well, to be fair, everything in the 'Bago's busted.