Axl: Yeah, but get this... the new job comes with a company car.
Frankie: Mike, remember that friend you had that sold medical supplies? Didn't he have a company car?
Mike: Yeah.
Frankie: And he died.
Mike: He had a heart attack.
Frankie: W-Whatever. I'm just saying he had a company car and he died, so you guys do the math.

Axl: Uh, yeah, well, look, it's not even really about the car. I mean, just the whole company has a really cool vibe. It's in this warehouse, they got a climbing wall, one of those gumball machines that dispenses cereal. But, you know, all my friends are here. I don't know anybody in Denver.
Frankie: Oh, and having friends is super important. You do not want to be friendless. Ask Brick... It's not fun, right, Brick?
Brick: Hey, I have two friends. Three if you count the bus driver who says, "Watch your step."

Frankie: Hey, buddy.
Brick: Do you have to sit right next to me? There's a whole theater here.
Frankie: Listen, you share a room with Axl. What are you hearing?
Brick: Hearing?
Frankie: Yeah, what's the buzz on the street, the inside scoop? Which way do you think he's leaning, Denver-wise?
Brick: Mom, the secrets that two brothers share are a sacred confidence, and I don't feel comfortable breaking that trust.
Frankie: You got nothing.
Brick: Zippo.

Brick: Mom, I understand that this is a very emotional time for you, Axl being your first son and all. I felt the same way when the only chair I've ever loved started to slightly fray.
Frankie: Brick, you cannot compare losing a chair to losing a son.
Brick: I love my chair, and I'm afraid that someday I will be without it. You love your son, and you're afraid that someday you will be without him. If you could buy backup Axls, wouldn't you?
Frankie: No, I just want the stupid one I have. Now pick a favorite chair and take the rest over to Grandpa Big Mike's. Oh, and bring him a sandwich. I was supposed to check on him last week.

Frankie: [v.o.] I was getting desperate. I never felt so alone. If only I had someone who cared about Axl leaving as much as I did.
Lexie: [enters] Mrs. Heck!
Frankie: Lexie! I'm just sick about this.
Lexie: Me, too. I haven't been able to sleep in days.
Frankie: Stupid Denver.
Lexie: It's the least favorite of my parents' houses.

Lexie: I really don't want him to go.
Frankie: Have you told him that?
Lexie: No. I felt as his girlfriend, I should be supportive.
Frankie: [sighs] All right. Well, don't beat yourself up about it. The important thing is you're on the non-supportive side now. Okay, here's the deal... You're gonna make more progress with him, so don't be afraid to give him an ultimatum.
Lexie: Really? I feel like ultimatums aren't healthy for a relationship.
Frankie: Either you give him an ultimatum or we are through! See? They work. [sighs] I'm sorry. This whole thing has got me crazy.
Lexie: I totally get it. When Axl first told me, I almost dropped the phone.
Frankie: He told you over the phone? So you two haven't seen each other yet? This is amazing.
Lexie: What's amazing?
Frankie: You're our secret weapon. Once he looks into those Disney princess eyes, of course he's gonna want to stay here. You're gorgeous. And not just for Indiana... everywhere.
Lexie: Okay. I should just put on a little makeup before he gets home.
Frankie: You're not wearing any makeup? We have got this thing in the bag. [they high-five]

Axl: O-kay. So, we're here to get another part for the toilet or...?
Mike: Ah, flapper valves. So, you've had a couple days to think about it. How ya feeling about Denver?
Axl: I don't know. I wake up in the morning, and I think, "I'm doing it. I'm taking the job." And then I go to bed and Mom sneaks in while she thinks I'm asleep and whispers mean things about Denver in my ear, and I start thinking... I don't know. Maybe she's got a point. Maybe I should just stay.
Mike: In your mom's defense, there's a thin line between crazy and love.
Axl: Yeah. You're, um, gonna want to get one of these, too. Sometimes with the older toilets, the water level's low 'cause of a defective overflow tube. Oh! You see? I know so much about plumbing now. Do you realize I can name 38 different kinds of shower heads? I am a shower head savant. I know nothing about camping equipment. But on the other hand, I've always kind of wanted more than this, you know?

Axl: Just tell me what to do... make the pain go away.
Mike: I can tell you the same thing my dad told me, the best advice I ever got.
Axl: Yeah. Hit me.
Mike: Don't ask other people for advice. You'll know when you know.
Axl: Okay, but on the outside chance I don't know, you got to be thinking something.
Mike: Well, if you go, I'm gonna miss the hell out of ya. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't do what's right for you.

Lexie: Here's a picture of a cobblestone street at the base of a mountain.
Frankie: Lose it. Remember, we're ripping out anything with nature scenes, mountain biking, or breweries. We're leaving any pages with murder statistics.

Mike: Hardware stores are underrated as places to clear your head. Everyone thinks churches or mountaintops are so great... [Sue sighs] All right, I'm gonna cut to the chase. I want my couch back, and I want my remote back. What's it gonna take?
Sue: What do you mean?
Mike: You just seem a little down lately. You're always so excited about summer, and you'd normally have a glittery binder going by now.
Sue: I don't know. I've just sort of been in a weird place.
Mike: [sighs] Is this about Sean?
Sue: How do you know about that?
Mike: Sue, your bedroom walls are made of poster board. They're literally paper-thin.