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Rusty Heck Quotes Page 8 of 8
Quote from Guess Who's Coming to Frozen Dinner
Rusty: Plus, Mom would've wanted it that way.
Mike: What do you mean?
Rusty: Well, it was Mom's. She wore it all the time. Don't you remember? Yeah, I thought you'd remember.
Mike: Ah.
Rusty: You had more years with her than I did. You know, I was always kinda jealous about that.
Mike: Rusty. That was a very nice thing to do.
Rusty: Well, doggone it if I don't look at her face and see Mom every time. You must see that.
Mike: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do. [sighs]] Listen, um, I think that I judge you too harshly sometimes, and, uh, that's not really fair. You're my brother, but I don't always...
Rusty: Oh, Mike, you don't have to do that. We're family. We don't have to say words. Plus, we have that bond.
Like right now. Are you getting that? I'm going that telepathy thing. I'm telling you, "Get me a beer."
Mike: Let's go. I'll buy you one.
Rusty: Hey! It worked! [Mike chuckles] That's the first time it ever worked.
Quote from The Wisdom Teeth
Mike: Are you telling me that the diapers were Marlene's idea?
Rusty: Uh, oh, yeah. [chuckles] But don't worry about that. I got another winner brewing, and it's all mine. It's the human hand back scratcher. I know a fella who works down in the morgue, and he can get me buckets of hands. And the great thing is the nails keep growing after you die. That's a true story.
Mike: Remember when we were little and I stopped you from drinking that Mop & Glo?
Rusty: Yeah.
Mike: Kind of regretting that right now.
Rusty: I wouldn't worry about it, Mike. She was pretty drunk yesterday. I bet she doesn't remember a thing. [a car drives straight up onto the lawn and crashes into the hedges] That might be her.
Quote from Risky Business
Rusty: Yeah, we can pitch all this stuff at our meeting on Monday.
Mike: What are you talking about?
Rusty: A guy from the baby barn called. He wants to hear our idea on Monday.
Frankie: That's tomorrow.
Rusty: [scoffs] You're drunk, lady.
Mike: No, it is tomorrow. Today's Sunday.
Quote from Heck on a Hard Body
Mike: And then your Uncle Rusty climbs out the window during a test and climbs into the window of my class so he can have me take the test for him.
Rusty: [laughs] And I got an A, too.
Mike: You mean I got an A. But that is nothing compared to...
Both: the Kimberlys!
Mike: Now, don't tell your mom I'm telling you this story. [chuckles] Classic Uncle Rusty. He tells me there's these sisters. Well, it turns out one of them... had been to prison.
Quote from Heck on a Hard Body
Mike: I told you. This is Brick's year. Look at him up there. He's got the eye of the tiger.
Announcer: Your word is... succedaneum.
Mike: We got this. He knows this one.
Rusty: He does? He does?
Brick: Succedaneum... S-U-C-C-E-D... [Rusty gives Brick a thumbs down] ...A-N-I-U-M succedaneum.
Announcer: Ooh, that is incorrect. [bell dings] I'm so sorry. Margaret Arakawa, you're our new champion and will be moving on to nationals in Washington DC.
Quote from Heck on a Hard Body
Mike: Hey. What the hell is going on? How do you do this and my kid misses a word I know he knows?
Rusty: Oh, I ran into Brick in the bathroom, told him maybe it wasn't his night. [clicks tongue]
Mike: Are you kidding? You had my kid throw a spelling bee?
Rusty: Yeah. We're in cahoots. Oh, and I went over a few basics of betting with him. I'm kind of surprised 'cause you're such a great dad, but he didn't seem to know anything about gambling.
Mike: I-I can't believe you would do something like this. What-- y-you're betting on a kids' spelling bee? I thought you were asking all those questions about how it worked because you cared.
Rusty: Oh, I care. I had 600 reasons to care. [chuckles] Slow down there, slim. You'll get your cut.
Mike: I don't want my cut. I wanted Brick to win. Do you not get that? You know what? Forget it. It's like talking to a wall.
Quote from Operation Infiltration
Rusty: Oh, no, that's Dad. And there's 15 microwaves on the curb. He told me never to touch his stuff. He's gonna kick me out... Just when I got my bitchin' room back.
Mike: Go out the window. You were gone all day. I'll take the hit.
Rusty: [chuckles] Hey, thanks, Mike. You're a great brother.
Quote from The Wisdom Teeth
Rusty: Mike, listen. Don't be mad, but I don't think I want to do your "killing her" plan anymore.
Mike: Rusty...
Rusty: Hey, you may not know this because of your wife, but women can be very seductive. Kissing Marlene made me realize I still have that old spark for her. We were in the bathroom stall and she was pulling...
Mike: I do not need to know!
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