‘Road Kill’
Season 8, Episode 5 - Aired November 15, 2016
Brick isn't disappointed when his parents once again forget his birthday because this year's he's fifteen and ready to learn how to drive. After Axl gives Brick a lesson driving the Winnebago, they end up knocking over one of Orson's most famous landmarks. Meanwhile, Sue tries to settle on a college major before the deadline.
Quote from Axl
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, in a small town, things sure can get blown out of proportion. But the nice thing about a small town is folks are also willing to give you a second chance.
Sheriff Dugan: Look, boys. I reckon all of us make a mistake at one time or another. I once put a king snake in my neighbor's pool. But we're willing to let this one slide as long as you two do a little community service.
Reverend TimTom: And in the spirit of service, I've taken the liberty of signing you up for my intensive "Laboring for the Lord" good work squad.
Sheriff Dugan: And, you... it's gonna be at least a year before we let you get behind the wheel again. I'm sorry, son. But that license is just gonna have to wait.
[Frankie and Mike high-five each ohter]
[later, Axl and Brick clean the newly reinstalled polyurethane cow]
Brick: Every week, huh?
Axl: Every week. A year will go fast.