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Rita Glossner Quotes Page 2 of 3
Quote from The Neighbour
Rita Glossner: What do you think you're doing?
Frankie: This is the Donahues' ball.
Rita Glossner: Hey, stop that.
Frankie: And these are the Webers'.
Rita Glossner: Hey.
Frankie: Come and get your balls, Jimmy.
Rita Glossner: Where's that damn dog when you need him? Razorblade! Come on out here, boy. We got trespassers.
Quote from Trip and Fall
Rita Glossner: Say hey to my grandbaby, Vernon James Glossner. He was born three days ago, and I just had to find a way to come and see him.
Rodney Glossner: Mrs. Heck, thanks for bringing Mom all the way down here.
Frankie: It's my pleasure. And look at you, Rodney, all grown up.
Rodney Glossner: Yeah, I know I caused a lot of trouble when I was a kid, but I got my life together now, with my fiancée and... and Little Vern. Even got a job waiting for me at the Lumber Liquidators, just as soon as I get this off.
Frankie: Oh. Well, congratulations.
Rita Glossner: Hey, Frankie, open up that bag there, and be gentle.
Frankie: Oh. "Baby's First Christmas" ornament.
Rita Glossner: It's got a little boy angel on it. Just like I got right here. I ordered it special to get it "person-ized". They don't make any with "Vernon" already on 'em.
Quote from The Neighbour
Rita Glossner: Yeah?
Mike: Uh... Hi. I'm, uh, Mike Heck from down the street. I wanna talk to you about your boys.
Rita Glossner: What about them?
Mike: Do you wanna maybe put something on? I can wait. It's a little bit chilly.
Rita Glossner: That's okay, I run hot. Look, my boys are good boys.
Mike: Really? Well, your sons challenged my daughter to a fight and then they stole her boom box.
Rita Glossner: Why would there be a boom box if they was fighting?
Mike: I guess there was some choreography... And, you know what, that's not the point. The point is, my daughter simply asked them to control their dog, and then...
Rita Glossner: Or maybe your girl's got a crush on my Rodney. And when he told her he didn't like her back, she decided to get revenge. Happens to us all the time. We're charismatic. [downs beer] [throws can] [belches]
Mike: No, she doesn't like your son.
Rita Glossner: Eyes up here, buddy.
Mike: What?
Rita Glossner: Don't see you buying me a drink. Eyes up here.
Mike: My eyes are up here.
Quote from The Neighbour
Rita Glossner: I see what's going on. That tiny wife of yours freezing you out? Thought you'd come and sniff around because you heard Bill left.
Mike: What? No, I just want my boom box and I want you to control your dog.
Rita Glossner: It's not my dog. It's Bill's dog. You got a problem with the dog, you got to take it up with him.
Mike: Fine, then. Where's Bill?
Rita Glossner: Beats me. We had a fight. I stabbed him in the ass with a fork. I haven't seen him since. Eyes up here.
Rodney Glossner: Mom, I'm going out.
Rita Glossner: What are you telling me for?
Mike: Rodney, I wanna talk to you. Hey, wait a minute.
Rita Glossner: You get away from my boy.
[As Mike points to Rodney, his coat button gets caught on Rita's bra strap]
Mike: I'm caught. Oh, my God, I am so sorry. Really, that was an accident. You gonna put that away?
Quote from The Neighbour
Frankie: Hi. Hi, Rita. I just wanted to stop by and, um... Well, if you look in here, I think you might find a few items you'd like.
[After Rita takes the grocery bag and closes the door, Frankie knocks again. Rita opens the door.]
Frankie: There is no need to thank me for the food. Just being neighborly because that's what neighbors do. Help each other.
Rita Glossner: Okay.
[After Rita closes the door, Frankie knocks again. Rita opens the door]
Frankie: You're probably a little embarrassed, but don't be. I'm just reaching out here, trying to get to know you, you know? And, please, what I did certainly doesn't require a thank-you.
Rita Glossner: Good.
[After Rita closes the door, Frankie knocks again. Rita opens the door]
Rita Glossner: What?
Frankie: Actually, it does require a thank-you. I don't have a lot of money. And I bought you all those groceries...
Rita Glossner: Now look, if you wanna go around giving people food so you can feel high and mighty about yourself, fine. Don't expect me to kiss your behind.
Quote from The Hose
Frankie: [v.o.] I know, I know. Not my best moment. Mike's usually pretty smart about things. But if you ask me, $13.99 is a small price to pay for peace. Like the Peyton Manning football I gave him that wasn't really signed by Peyton Manning, he just doesn't need to know. [Rita Glossner sneaks up on Frankie] Wow. For someone with such big feet, she sure is quiet.
Rita Glossner: What are you doing in my yard?
Frankie: Oh, I, uh, was, uh, walking at night, you know, like I always do. You've probably seen me. And I noticed that, uh, oh, your hose is here after all. Isn't that funny? [laughs]
Rita Glossner: That's not my hose.
Frankie: Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty sure it is. It looks like it. Squirts water.
Rita Glossner: Mine's orange.
Frankie: Really? Huh. Who would have guessed? That's such a rare color. Well, a hose is a hose. Here, go ahead. Take it.
Rita Glossner: I don't want that crappy hose.
Frankie: Well, yeah, this is even better. I mean, your hose was old and beaten up, and look, this is all shiny and brand-new.
Rita Glossner: You sure do know a lot about my hose for someone who didn't take it. Hose thief!
Quote from The Hose
Frankie: Okay, that's it. I am a good neighbor. I don't steal. My family doesn't steal. Your family's the one who steals!
Rita Glossner: I don't like what you're implying.
Frankie: I'm not implying anything. It's a fact. Your kids are a bunch of hooligans! They take everything in the neighborhood: bikes, toys, shrubbery.
Rita Glossner: Don't you talk about my kids. Them's good boys. [to her youngest son] Where you been at?!
Diaper Glossner: None of your damn business. [burps]
Rita Glossner: You expect me to believe that you're dumb enough to bring back a hose that you didn't even take in the first place?
Frankie: Fine. You know what? I tried to be nice, but I'm done. I'm taking it home. It's my hose now.
Rita Glossner: Oh, so you're gonna steal it a second time?
Frankie: You said you didn't want it!
Rita Glossner: It's on my property!
Quote from The Hose
Rita Glossner: Somebody put it back on my lawn.
Frankie: The orange one? Oh. Well... huh. Wow. That's great that you got it back.
Rita Glossner: When us Glossners make a mistake, we admit it. That's why so many of us is in jail. We've got integrity.
Frankie: Oh, yeah. That's- That is honorable. I appreciate it.
Rita Glossner: So I want you all to come over Sunday for a pool party.
Frankie: That's not necessary.
Rita Glossner: I don't want to owe you nothing. You're coming.
Frankie: Okay. Great. [chuckles] See you then.
Quote from Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
Frankie: Ooh, trick-or-treaters already. [opens door] Oh, Rita. [chuckles] Hey, everybody, it's Rita Glossner. Hi, Rita.
Rita Glossner: You seen my boy?
Frankie: Which one?
Rita Glossner: What are you saying?
Frankie: Just that you have more than one boy.
Rita Glossner: Yeah, I know that. I don't need you judging me.
Quote from Halloween VI: Tick Tock Death
Rita Glossner: Last I see him, he was digging around in your yard. You got to stop planting things he wants.
Frankie: Like our mailbox? [laughs] [clears throat] So, where was the last place you saw the little guy?
Rita Glossner: Why you asking so many questions?
Frankie: I'm just trying to help.
Rita Glossner: I don't need your handouts.
Frankie: Okay. I think I'll go back inside now. [goes to close the door]
Rita Glossner: Yeah. You do that. You just keep looking down at the rest of us from your ivory tower. [mailbox scraping] Where the hell have you been?!
Diaper Glossner: None of your damn business! Here's your stupid maxi pads. [scraping continues]
Frankie: Okeydoke. Well, all's well that ends well, I guess. [chuckles] Happy Halloween.
Rita Glossner: I'm taking this pumpkin. You don't need both, one percenter.
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