Reverend TimTom: Oh, hey, there, Sue Heck.
Sue: Hey, Reverend TimTom. Hey, listen, do you think I could have a word with you?
Reverend TimTom: Well, sure thing. You know I always have time for you. Just not a ton of time. I'm running to a praise n' putt mini-golf fundraiser, but shoot.
Sue: Okay, ever since the jubilation celebration, I've been kind of worried, 'cause it just seems like why would you change something that's already working, 'cause I think teens count on a certain kind of consistency 'cause we have stuff getting thrown at us every day. Like last night, my mom got...
Reverend TimTom: You know, if this is about moms and teens, you are in luck, because Reverend Tammy happens to be an expert.
Sue: Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. That's okay.
Reverend TimTom: Reverend Tammy?
Sue: No, no, no. Really, honestly, Reverend TimTom, we can just do it another time.
Reverend TimTom: Tammy, would you mind rapping with my pal, Sue Heck, here?
Reverend Tammy: Happy to lend an ear. Hi, Sue Heck. Timothy's told me all about you.
Reverend TimTom: Now, I'm gonna let you two pow-wow. You're in good hands, Sue Heck. And you, I'll pick you up later. [they kiss]
Reverend Tammy: Bye, babe.

Reverend TimTom: Oh, Sue, don't you understand? Making you feel better makes me feel better. It's what I do. It's how I roll. And the fact that you're unhappy, that proves that you're not selfish at all.
Reverend Tammy: [enters] [plays guitar and sings] Oh, how I hate it when we disagree
Reverend Tammy: [plays guitar and sings] I don't want to be mad at you
Reverend Tammy: I don't want you to be mad at me
Both: Let's make up, let's make up Let's make up, let's make up
Reverend TimTom: [talks] You want to talk about feelings? I'll talk about them all day long.
Reverend Tammy: [talks] You know what? We don't have to. [sings] Let's just keep singing this song
Both: [sing] Let's make up, let's make up Let's make up, let's make up

Reverend TimTom: So... how about those Colts, huh?
Mike: [chuckles] Didn't watch them today.
Reverend TimTom: Well, now, that's interesting. I thought everybody around here watched the Colts. Someone must have a pretty good reason to not watch the Colts.
Mike: Nothing I want to talk about.
Reverend TimTom: Got it. Say, you ever drive down Route 42? You know, the one with all the corn and that green barn? I love that drive.