Axl Quote #1230
Quote from Axl in Thank You for Not Kissing
Frankie: Really? You sent out a group thank-you text?
Axl: What?
Frankie: I just got a text from Nancy saying she got a cute text thanking her and 25 other people for gifts or services they may have given in the past.
Axl: Oh, good. I'm glad she liked it. By the way, Mom, it took, like, one second.
Frankie: Yeah, I know it "took, like, one second," 'cause it shows! You didn't even spell out "Thank you." You texted "THX," the number 4, and the gift emoji. You... You literally phoned it in!
Axl: Times have changed, lady! I'm not being lazy. It's called "being efficient." You're just mad 'cause you got to use the biggest font on your phone and you still have to squint to see it.
Frankie: Ha ha. I'm old. Okay, look, here's how it's gonna go down. As long as you are living here rent-free and I am busting my hump to pay for your cereal and your fancy shaving cream with aloe, you are gonna write those thank-you notes on paper, with your own hand, and it's got to fill the page! Are we clear?!
Axl: Okay! [groans] Fine! [goes to put plate under bed]
Frankie: Oh, my God. Axl, I just raked under there!
Axl: [groans] Go away!
The Middle Quotes
‘Thank You for Not Kissing’ Quotes
Quote from Sue
Sue: And what you may not know is, the symbol of the unicorn has greatly impacted cultures throughout history. Obviously, we all know they're not real. Even if a little girl on cold medicine once thought she saw one out her window, she did not.
Quote from Brick
Mike: The school called me and your mom down to talk to Dr. Fulton. Word is, you and Cindy are getting a little frisky at school.
Brick: Oh, yeah, when I was making out with Cindy, I saw him lurking around out of the corner of my eye. He was trying to talk to me. Who talks during a prayer vigil?
Mike: Well, the can got kicked down the road to me, so I think it's time for a little father/son chat. I, uh... I assume that Axl has told you about sex?
Brick: Yeah, I'm up to speed. I had a little mix-up on a health quiz. Turns out there are no outside ovaries. Let me save you some embarrassment. We don't have them.
Mike: I'm aware.
Quote from Cindy
Frankie: [v.o.] Having gotten the sex talk with Brick out of the way, Mike went back to doing what was really important... trying to get another 1,000 miles out of his car.
Cindy: Did you tell Brick to stop kissing me?
Mike: W-Well... yeah. No. Not in so many words.
Cindy: How many words did you use?
Mike: Look, the school has a policy...
Cindy: So you're trying to pin this on the school? Since your little Interference, Brick's grown distant. He won't make out before school, he won't make out in science class when we dissect the frog. We always make out over the frog.
Mike: Okay, see, that right there...