Axl Quote #1217
Hutch: You know, there's sort of an unwritten rule... The passenger entertains the driver.
Axl: Sorry, I'm just trying to get something down for my toast. You work on yours?
Hutch: Nah. I just figure I'll start talking and see what happens. I find, if I smile enough, people don't really listen to what I say. And besides, it's Kenny. How many guests can there really be?
Axl: True. I've never even seen him talk to another human being besides you and my mom, that one time.
Hutch: Yeah, we didn't even know his last name till we got the invite. Maybe we'll be the only ones there.
Axl: Well, he's got to have a family, right? I mean, Kenny had to come from somewhere.
Hutch: And if we knew where that was, it'd be great for our speech. You think we'll have mikes?
Axl: I'll text him. "K-bird, super-pumped for the wedding. How many peeps? Mikes for speeches?" Boom.
Hutch: Oh, and while you're at it, ask about bridesmaids. See if he has any sisters.
Axl: You really want to get with a she-Kenny? [cellphone chirps] Oh. Uh, "Definitely gonna be a mike."
Hutch: Hmm.
Axl: "Have to be sure all 600 guests can hear you."
Both: 600?!
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.