Frankie Quote #1922
Frankie: [on the phone] Suck it up, Mike. Just let him do his weird things.
Mike: Hey, I let him do plenty. You don't know... [crowd grunts] You don't know what we've done and haven't done, but he shouldn't be texting you. I'm the parent on duty, I'm dealing with it.
Frankie: You think I want to be getting all these texts? Every time I try to take a selfie with Sue, Brick keeps popping up, telling me how awful you're being.
Mike: He threw a $5 basket of fries against the wall!
Frankie: It's the Wall of Sacrifice! That's what you do. You know, if this were Axl, you wouldn't be complaining. You would happily go along with whatever he wanted to do. All I'm asking is that you choose Brick.
Mike: Choose Brick? What the hell does that even mean... "Choose Brick"?
Frankie: I'm saying he's your kid and he deserves your attention. Even if you're tired, you can't just slack off. You got to be on top of your game when it comes to your kids.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.