Mike Quote #1103
Concession Guy: That will be $26.95.
Mike: For a pop?!
Concession Guy: It's a collector's cup.
Mike: Well, then, I'm just gonna collect my money and put it back in my pocket. Ridiculous. They think 'cause they got you trapped, you'll pay for anything. Great, now I got French fry all over my foot. [cellphone chimes] [growls] "Just let Brick have the cup." What did I tell ya?! I said, "Don't go texting your mom."
Brick: Well, I'm sorry, but you're being unreasonable. If you're coming to something like this, you should expect to get a souvenir cup. I'm beginning to understand why Mom says she's the fun parent.
Mike: Well, that may be true, but you're stuck with me. We're stuck with each other, and that's the way it is, so you're just gonna have... [answers cellphone] Hello?
Frankie: [on the phone] You need to calm down.
Mike: What? Are you kidding me?!
Brick: That vein was popping out of your head. I was worried about you. I think Mom should be notified if you're about to have a medical episode.
The Middle Quotes
‘Toasted’ Quotes
Quote from Axl
Axl: Hey, you're closer to being a grown-up than I am. At least you got your own place.
Hutch: Would a grown-up still sleep with a night light? I tell people it's a fancy smoke detector.
Axl: I don't even pay my taxes yet.
Hutch: Well, you should.
Axl: Last week, a cartoon made me cry.
Hutch: I still drink juice boxes.
Axl: I still use Batman toothpaste. [sighs]
Hutch: Yeah, we're not grown-up yet.
Axl: Yeah.
Hutch: Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: So, what do you think?
Mike: Think you're a few years off.
Frankie: Well, I think it's cute, and I think you're jealous because Sue invited me up to celebrate her 21st birthday and you had to trick Axl into celebrating his with you.
Mike: I didn't trick him. And don't get too big a head there. Didn't she choose you just 'cause her real friends are out of town?
Frankie: I'm fun, Mike. I'm the fun parent, and Sue knows it, and we are gonna party like it's 1999.
Mike: You were 33 with two kids in '99.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: Oh, hey, do you know where the blue bag is? Aha! Whoo! Got it.
Mike: That's the blue bag? I thought the blue bag was yellow.
Frankie: The blue bag was yellow, and now the blue bag is orange. Try to keep up.
Brick: Oh, good, the blue bag.
Frankie: Unh-unh. Blue bag is coming with me.