Sue Quote #901
Quote from Sue in Swing and a Miss
Axl: Hey! Look at that. Now this guy is clean. You want to put him to work, huh? What you got to eat around here? Come on. Make me something.
Sue: I'm sorry to inform you, Axl, but I'm not your maid.
Axl: Oh, come on, girl! You can do it! Make me some din din!
Sue: Oh, my God, Axl. You are such a jerk! I don't understand why Lexie likes you so much.
Axl: What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Hold on. Are you serious?
Sue: N-No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was not supposed to tell you that.
Axl: Hmm. Well, I know I always joked around about her liking me, but I never thought she really...
Sue: [sighs] Why do you think she came to our house for spring break instead of the Bahamas? Who in their right mind would do that? She didn't even spend time with me. She just laughed at all your stupid jokes and followed you around with her eyes. Well, her non-pus-y eye, at least.
Axl: She knows I'm dating April, right?
Sue: Yeah, I told her. I told her everything. I told her about how you clip your toenails. I told her about your booger wall. I told her about Dr. Axl and his fart-esthesia, and somehow, she still likes you.
Axl: Well, good, good. I'm glad you told her those things, 'cause, you know, [clicks tongue] it's not gonna happen. Hey! Look at that! Flip-flops came out great.
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‘Swing and a Miss’ Quotes
Quote from Frankie
Brick: Well, thank you for showing up. I-I'd better get over to the dessert table. I grabbed some loose cookies from your nightstand. They're in my backpack.
Frankie: Actually, Brick, I took care of that.
Brick: Wow. Why would Nancy Donahue do a whole table dedicated just to me?
Frankie: Nancy didn't do it. I did it.
Brick: How did you find a store that had cupcakes with my name on them?
Frankie: These aren't from the store. I made them. I did it all this myself. I was up till 4:00 a.m. baking, cutting out decorations, blowing up the balloons, making your favorite lime-green JELL-O salad.
Brick: Oh, my God. It isn't even Thanksgiving.
Frankie: Brick, I just want you to know, we could not be more proud of you. And this is proof, 'cause I hate doing this. I mean, it's easy to do things you like for people, but doing something you hate... that's love.
Brick: Thanks, Mom. I love you, too.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Brick, hello? I ask you if we have anything to be proud of, and you're talking to me about acing some stupid geometry test? You made National Honor Society!
Brick: Oh. Right.
Frankie: W-Why didn't you tell me?
Brick: I don't know. I didn't think it was that big a deal. Plus, every time there's an event at school, you and Dad roll your eyes. Then if you do come, you show up late. You always complain about having to bring a dessert, even though we usually just stop by on the way and grab some store-bought cookies. You sit on the end of the row, so that way you can leave early, and...
Frankie: Okay, okay, okay. I get it.
Quote from Lexie
Lexie: So, uh, is he still dating April?
Sue: Ugh. I don't know what's going on with them. They got married, then divorced, now they're dating. It's weird.
Lexie: Huh. So, are they, like, exclusive?
Sue: [scoffs] God, Lexie, you sound like my friends in high school who used to like... [gasps]
Lexie: Don't make me say it.
Sue: Don't say it.
Lexie: I don't want to say it.
Sue: Don't say it.
Lexie: I like Axl.
Sue: No, you said it! [crying]